The Purge: Meet the Mormons

When Purge 2 came out this summer agitators started suggesting we have a purge in real life. Here's an example that doesn't make me want to break my computer:

http://www.complex.com/pop-culture/2014/07/sociologist-the-purge-real-life-possibility-interview

Just for the record, this is only a good idea if you want Salt Lake to replace Washington DC as the most important political city in the USA. Here's what happens:

1st Year: Mormons (already 25% prepper in the first place, still remember and study the violence around their own exodus from the United States,) come up with extreme game plans for the night of the purge, gathering around stake centers and building up walls (as per various Book of Mormon battles.) Mormons hunker down DAYS AND WEEKS before the night of the purge even begins. Mormons end up wasting a lot of jerks who thought it would be funny to taunt them in a threatening way. No LDS casualties, but Muslims have massive casualties.

2nd Year: Everyone is trying to figure out how they are LDS. Many convert spiritually, some claim cultural heritage, others become really-hard-core BYU football fans, huge movement of athiests claim transhumanist LDS religious status. They all also show up with resources to the LDS fortifications, which this year are far more extensive than before. LDS reach out to Muslims and pull them into their fortification projects. Few are stupid enough to challenge and taunt LDS fortifications directly, but get sniped from LDS fortifications anyways while causing trouble in near by neighborhoods.

3rd Year: Non-LDS religions have now figured out how to be part of Mormonism or they are losing membership fast. Non-LDS religions emulate the LDS efforts, but not as effectively, but still making the Purge far less effective for what it was intended.

4th Year: Mormons now control vasts purge-free areas, where no one is allowed inside the area unless they are anti-purge. In purge-free areas, religious jihad-type laws call for the death of anyone participating in the purge, long after purges are over. EVERYONE wants to live in these areas, and making Salt Lake happy is a priority for 90% of the voters n the USA. 

At this point it's not just the Purge legislation that's getting scrapped, it's anything else Salt Lake doesn't like.